3 Responses for "Book of the Day : How to Be a Complete and Utter Failure in Life, Work & Everything: 44 1/2 Steps to Lasting Underachievement"

• Jan 17th

  

  Fahdos

  i’m a FAILURE, so i “think” i don’t need this book :D

• Jan 17th

  

  Taoufix

  I’m already following more than half of the steps mentioned on that book (^_^)

• Jan 17th

  

  TPDG

  @Dos
  you’re just a newbie, this book will help you to become a pro failure 2.0

  @Tao
  they are so funny that they deserve to be quoted :

  Step One: Don’t decide what you want. If you do decide what you want, don’t think about why you want it. And if you do decide why you want it, commit to believing you can’t have it.

  Step Two: Don’t do things on purpose

  Step Three: Don’t stop working for a living

  Step Four: Don’t know what you value in life (and if you do, lose sight of it)

  Step Five: Don’t spend any of your time in the future

  Step Six: Don’t have any goals

  Step Seven: If you do have goals, don’t put them in writing, and if you do, don’t think too big

  Step Eight: Don’t plan your priorities

  Step Nine: Don’t involve other people

  Step Ten: Don’t have a mentor or be a mentor

  Step Eleven: Don’t get advice from people you’ve never met or who are dead

  Step Twelve: Don’t take action right now

  Step Thirteen: Don’t get feedback on your actions

  Step Fourteen: Don’t adjust

  Step Fifteen: Don’t get even more feedback, don’t be flexible…(you get the idea)

  Step Sixteen: Don’t practice continuous improvement

  Step Seventeen: Don’t wear a parachute

  Step Eighteen: Don’t change your beliefs

  Step Nineteen: Don’t stop having a deep fear of failure and of making a fool of yourself

  Step Twenty: Don’t take personal responsibility for your life and results

  Step Twenty-one: Don’t stop believing in luck

  Step Twenty-two: Don’t expand your comfort zone

  Step Twenty-three: Don’t use inside-out thinking

  Step Twenty-four: Don’t put things in before you try to take things out

  Step Twenty-five: Don’t control your moods

  Step Twenty-six: Don’t transform your language

  Step Twenty-seven: Don’t think about the first four minutes

  Step Twenty-eight: Don’t talk and think about what you want

  Step Twenty-nine: Don’t go to the movies

  Step Thirty: Don’t stop being an unthinking dog

  Step Thirty-one: Don’t ask ‘How do you do that?’ Don’t act ‘as if’. And don’t be naïve.

  Step Thirty-two: Don’t change the meaning of things

  Step Thirty-three: Don’t stop thinking only about money, money, money

  Step Thirty-four: Don’t have a good laugh

  Step Thirty-five : Don’t be creative or innovative

  Step Thirty-six : Don’t think of your own idea to go here

  Step Thirty-seven: Don’t stop always taking ‘no’ for an answer

  Step Thirty-eight: Don’t be grateful

  Step Thirty-nine: Don’t commit to lifelong learning

  Step Forty: Don’t be a leader

  Step Forty-one : Don’t learn to communicate

  Step Forty-two : Don’t understand the secrets of great teams and great customer service

  Step Forty-three: Don’t develop winners and winning relationships

  Step Forty-four: Don’t Step up. Don’t do extraordinary things

  Step Forty-four-and-a-half: Don’t stop doing everything by halves, that’s if you do anything at all.

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